if you havent seen #governmentshutdownpickuplines then you’re seriously missing out
Taylor “I’ve Had Enough of Your Shit” Swift
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- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
can you please write a book and bless us with your brilliant writing taylorswift
Thanks! That’s so nice.
But we all know that my writing falls into 2 categories.
1) “You made a rebel of a careless man’s careful daughter”
“I’ll watch your life in pictures like I used to watch you sleep, and I feel you forget me like I used to feel you breathe.”
“And you call me up again just to break me like a promise, so casually cruel in the name of being honest.”
Or
2) #POP TART SQUAD 4 LYFE #cant find my chill ever #SHIFTY SWIFTY STRIKES AGAIN #food network is our friend #no its Becky #WHY CANT I EVER CALM DOWN
There is no in between.
If it matters to you, it’s not stupid.
S.Z. ll It’s taken me seventeen years but I finally figured this out. (via blossomfully)
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